It was with great dismay that I realized I’d been wearing a Texas Longhorns tee all day. Well, you can’t unzip that zipper, as they say, and it is quite soft and comfy. Like Bevo. Alas and alack, said those prophets.

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  1. CappyJanuary 2, 2019 at 4:02 PM

    Sorry to see that unfortunate buyout of Boones Farm by your winery has condemned you back to your day job.


    But I do hear Urban Meyer is available for commentary. Not cheap, nor easy.

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